Blasphemy Corner

As I explore the ever-dynamic world of online-Christianity, I continuously discover that marketing Jesus™ Products is a wonderful way to make a quick buck. Here are some of the highlights I've found (and even purchased on some occasions for their humorous quality):

1. Answer Me Jesus
• The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
2. 1in3 Trinity Christian Energy Drink
   
• Energize your mind and your body with the new 1in3 Trinity Energy Drink. A special blend handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the Holy Land mixed with B-vitamins, Vitamin C, herbs and antioxidants, make for an abundant taste and high-powered energy any time of the day. 1in3 Trinity Energy Drink has a lot of taste, but not a lot of calories. Fused with "Fruit of the Spirit," may 1in3 Trinity Energy Drink be the flavor of your life!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
3. In-Souls Christian Shoe Inserts
• In-Souls™ inserts are designed to provide a tangible support to assist Christians to literally "walk in the word of the Lord." Worn in the right shoe, each one provides a related scripture and affirmation. To enhance the spiritual walk with God, the inserts help one to "stand" on His Word, meditating on it day and night. Inserts may be alternated daily to help cultivate the word of God in your life. Look for other In-Souls sets to cover a variety of topics – from trust, obedience, patience and redemption to marriage, work and body image.
  
4. Testa-Mints
• Each sweet (spearmint, peppermint and wintergreen) is individually wrapped in one of 40 different verses from the Old and New Testaments. Their mission: "to be the best at providing daily encouragement to all people and enabling Christians to share their faith with others..." So the next time you're on a train, or killing time in a bus queue, think: Testamint. Pass them round and "do the work of an evangelist." You'll be helping to share the Good Chews.